Yes, that’s right, the gloves are off!

I have a tendency of letting my characters change me, my Cinder period was a time of great apathy and selfish behavior, as you all know, I stick by my creations and Andrew is here to stay as far as I’m concerned, however, I shall not be as benevolent and forgiving anymore!

Now that the long prologue is done I can go on to the real issue – the matter of wasted words like “I’ll call if I’m late”, you might find it hard to believe, but no one really cares about Nicky (the little nicotine consuming individual you consider a girlfriend), no one really thinks your everyday life matters enough for us to take a moment of silence in the bomb shelter, we are even indifferent to your migraines, most of us rather wake up in time for the game and enjoy the privilege of a cell message telling you we start an hour late…

No, relax, it’s not us, it’s you!

You see, when you throw shit at the fan, you’re bound to get dirty…

Last Thursday was the last time I got there before you did, we all have things to do even if it’s only to stare at our own ceilings at home kabish?

Done with that, next item – the continuing lack of pace – it might seem unreasonable to you, but there is a time and a place for everything (and that place is called college) over describing something will achieve just the opposite if you do it in an unfitting time, it’s like a cigarette (or jachnoon) during sex, is the metaphor clear enough?

We had the idea of bringing a timer to note simple facts, consider this my pathetic version of pop-up video ok?

By the way, we all remember the last time, you said (on a whim, I’ll give you that) “I’m sick of being a DM”, no one is about to get you for that single outburst of frustration, but if you it find impossible to supply our stupid demands, do say so now before a third of our group is leaving to explore the beastlands that is south America, there is no need to rock the sinking ship for nothing ok?

Ok, Yoav, you’re off the hook (till next week), next…

My dear colleagues, I include myself in the following criticism when I say, we suck, yes, don’t look around saying “who me?” yes, we all do!

Things can go a lot better if we’d help our lofty DM where and when we can…